Daberry
He’s the guy who looks like a movie star, but he’s also the guy who will laugh at your dumb jokes, stay loyal, and punch you if you mess with his friends.
He showed up to your party with a sandwich and a punch to your friend's face.
You: 'Why did you come?' Him: 'Because your friend insulted my friend.'
He texted you: 'You better not mess with my friends or I'll punch you.'