daberist
A Daberist is someone who tells you to dab so much your problems vanish like a fart in a hurricane.
My Daberist said, 'Dab your problems away.' I dabbed so hard my problems had to go on vacation.
I went to my Daberist and cried. They just said, 'Dab it. Now.' I dabbed until I was dizzy.
My Daberist didn’t care about my life. They just said, 'Dab. Now. Or else.' I dabbed until I was a dab legend.