Dabeanin - A bean-eating maniac who watches football at 10:14 on Monday

A bean-eating maniac who watches football at 10:14 on Monday nights. They’re so into it, they probably have a shrine to beans.

I built a shrine to beans and watch football at 10:14 every Monday. I’m a dabeanin.

I ate beans so fast, I broke the table. I’m a dabeanin.

I’ve been a dabeanin for 10 years. My beans are my family.