dabbing straight ahead
Dabbing straight ahead is like telling the universe to shut up and take your money. It’s the rudest way to dab, and it shows you’re too proud to even bother with style.
He dabbed straight ahead in the middle of a group project and no one talked to him again.
She dabbed straight ahead during the principal’s speech and got suspended.
They dabbed straight ahead at the bus driver and now they’re all in trouble.