Dabbin’ Salt
A girl or a tiny crew of girls (no more than four) who think they're the main event and show up at random times to drop trash about everyone like they're doing a job. They keep me rich by getting people mad.
She showed up at 3 a. m. to tell me my crush was talking smack about me.
They came in during lunch to say my mom was a bad influence.
They texted me at midnight to say my brother was a total waste of oxygen.