Dabbath
Dabbath is the day you don’t have to do anything because you’re too busy turning into a blubber monster. You smoke so much you forget your own name. It's like a religious experience but with weed.
Dabbath is my religion. Blubber is my god.
I came home from Dabbath. I didn’t know who I was. I just knew I ate blubber.
My dog didn’t recognize me after Dabbath. I think I turned into a blubber monster.