Dabbagh
Dabbagh is the guy who could make a cow blush and still have time to take a nap. His nuts are so big, they could tan a whole kingdom.
Dabbagh said he once tried to tan a cow and it ran away screaming.
My mom said Dabbagh is the reason why the sun doesn’t rise before 10 AM.
Dabbagh told me he could tan a whole football team with one slap.