Dab down
A 'dab down' is when you mess up so bad it feels like your face is on fire and your dignity is wearing a clown suit.
My dog tried to do a dab during my Zoom meeting and it looked like he was having a seizure.
I tripped over my own shoelace during my speech and my whole class started laughing like hyenas.
My cat walked into my soup and I had to eat it for dinner.