dab disorder - SDD is when your brain turns into a dab machine and you can'

SDD is when your brain turns into a dab machine and you can't stop even if you try to punch yourself.

I had SDD in the middle of a Zoom meeting. My boss thought I was possessed.

I dabbed so much during my lunch break, my coworkers started a prayer chain for me.

My dog got SDD and started dabbing on my shoes. I now have a foot fetish.