dab dad
A dad who dabs so hard he’s like a dab machine. If your kid is about to get dabed by some random kids, the dab dad jumps in and dabs them all in one go. He’s like a dab god with a side of drama.
My dad showed up at my soccer game and dabbed the whole team from the sideline.
My cousin got called a ‘dab chump’ online, so my dad dabbed the guy live on Twitch.
My dad saw some kids making fun of my brother, so he ran over and dabbed them like they were in a dab war.