daavid - A human-sized snack that sits on the couch, eats Pringles, a

A human-sized snack that sits on the couch, eats Pringles, and never moves unless the remote falls on the floor.

Daavid: "I'm not lazy. I'm just strategically positioned."

Daavid tried to get up. He failed. Twice.

Daavid: "The remote is my soul. If it dies, I die."