daarrion
Darrions are tiny, dark, and act like they’ve never heard of the word 'normal.' They might be gay, but they’ve got friends who are too scared to leave them alone.
Darrion just told me his life story and it had more plot holes than a soap opera.
He walked in and said, 'I’m not short, I’m just vertically challenged.'
He tried to be cool and ended up being the most awkward person in the room.