Daarious
Daarious is the type of guy who’s so calm you think he’s a robot. But then he shows up with a third arm and a 57585859694837 incher. He’s also the kind of guy who would lift a bus just to see if it’s a good tipper.
Daarious showed up with a third arm and a 57585859694837 incher. I was like, 'What is this, a superhero convention?'
He lifted a bus and said, 'I’m just getting started.'
He jerked off with one hand and saved a kitten with his butt. That’s not even fair.