I called his English ‘like a drunk raccoon in a tornado’. He called mine ‘like a raccoon drunk in a tornado’. We both got banned from the group chat.

She said my English was ‘like a raccoon drunk in a tornado’. I said hers was ‘like a tornado drunk in a raccoon’. She laughed so hard she fell over.

He said my English was ‘like a raccoon drunk in a tornado’. I said his was ‘like a tornado drunk in a raccoon with a broken leg’. He said I was ‘the worst’.