Daan Smitting
Going on and on about something small until it feels like you're being tortured by a math teacher who also has a grudge.
Why does the cat sleep on the bed? Because it's a cat. And it wants to feel important.
The reason the light is flickering is because the bulb is old. And maybe the universe is tired.
You know what's bad? A sandwich that's not a sandwich. That's a crime against food.