DAALPS
A DAALPS is someone who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room. They know everything and talk about it like you’re stupid.
@joe: Why is the sky blue? @dwayne: Duh, because it’s the only color that makes sense.
My cousin is a DAALPS. He explained gravity to my dog.
I asked my teacher a question. She said, ‘I already knew that, but I’ll let you think you’re special.’