DAALPS
A DAALPS is like a human Wikipedia. They know all the answers and don’t care if they’re right.
@mike: What’s the capital of Peru? @james: Lima. Also, I once dated a llama.
My neighbor is a DAALPS. He told me the meaning of life and then asked for a tip.
I asked my friend what 2+2 is. He said 4… and then explained why the moon is made of cheese.