Daakot - Daakot is like when you try to be fancy but end up sounding

Daakot is like when you try to be fancy but end up sounding like a baboon with a speech impediment.

At the dinner table, I said 'Daakot' and my grandpa laughed so hard he spilled his soup.

My mom thought I was talking to my pet goldfish when I said 'Daakot' at breakfast.

I tried to be cool at the party and said 'Daakot' and got roasted by everyone.