Daaim
A short brown guy with a tootsie roll the size of a gumball who can't stop licking big brown Johnsons like they're the last candy on Earth.
My Daaim tried to lick my Johnson in the bathroom and got caught by the janitor.
He asked me if my Johnson was a tootsie roll and I said no, it was a whole candy store.
He tried to steal my girl by licking my Johnson in front of her at the mall.