Daaan
A smug English twat who shows you around his country like it's the most important place on Earth, then forces you to drink tea while he yaps about daffodils. At the end, he grabs your arse and makes you eat a sandwich that smells like old socks and shite.
"I’ve shown you the hills, the cows, and the tea. Now eat this sandwich or I’ll call your mum."
He took me on a tour of the countryside, then made me eat a sandwich that made me cry.
He showed me the fields, then fed me a sandwich that tasted like his socks.