da vinci sleep
A sleep style so broken it feels like your brain is on a rollercoaster. You take tiny naps like a caffeinated raccoon. Named after Da Vinci, who probably slept like this because he was too busy inventing stuff and painting Mona Lisa with one eye closed.
I’ve been doing da vinci sleep for three days. I’m half-awake and half-dead.
Da Vinci sleep? I don’t sleep. I nap. I power nap. I take naps in the middle of my lunch.
My da vinci sleep schedule is: 10 minutes, 20 minutes, 10 minutes, and then I die.