Da Vinci Chode
A cock so good it was used by Da Vinci, Jesus, and Harry Potter. No one else has ever had one that good. People just stare at it and cry.
My brother said he’d trade his soul for a Da Vinci Chode.
My mom saw one and said, 'That’s why I stayed married to your dad.'
I got a 10/10 on my test because I drew a Da Vinci Chode.