Da ti eba maikata - A Bulgarian phrase you yell when you’re so mad you could pun

A Bulgarian phrase you yell when you’re so mad you could punch a wall. It’s like swearing, but with more drama and fewer words.

I said 'Da ti eba maikata' to my teacher when she gave me a pop quiz.

I yelled 'Da ti eba maikata' at my brother when he took my last cookie.

I screamed 'Da ti eba maikata' at my phone when it died in the middle of a game.