Da Pud
Da Pud is a fraud Eldredge who talks big but can't handle the bangstick. When he pulls the trigger, it's usually a mess and friends get hurt. Then he makes up stories to hide his failures.
He shot my mom in the arm. Then he said it was a friendly fire. It wasn't. It was a lie.
He pulled the trigger and the gun went off in his own face. Now he looks like a cooked chicken.
He shot my brother in the leg and made up a whole story about it. It was fake.