Da Mota
A guy who looks like he could beat up a superhero, has tattoos from head to toe, and has a penis so big it could be a new state. He's always trying to get laid.
Da Mota showed up at my house. I didn't even know I had a date.
I saw Da Mota at the mall, and I forgot I had to pay for my groceries.
Da Mota walked past me, and my brain short-circuited.