Da Monkey
Da Monkey is the worst kind of disease. It comes from hoes who think they’re the queen of the world. You get it from strangers in other cities. You don’t want it.
My neighbor got Da Monkey from a girl in Dallas and now he won’t stop sneezing.
My sister got it from a guy with a beard and now she smells like a gym sock.
My mom got it from her boss and now she’s always coughing like a dragon.