da mi darpash lainata
A Bulgarian joke that means you're being the biggest pain in the ass. It's like you're giving your friends the worst kind of torture.
My friend said, 'Da mi darpash lainata!' when I took his last snack.
At the game, I said, 'Da mi darpash lainata!' because he stole my controller.
My brother said, 'Da mi darpash lainata!' when I spilled soda on his shirt.