Da Meah
Da Meah is a real person who lives in the ace deuce and can freestyle better than a grandma on a trampoline. He dances like he’s been paid by the devil himself.
Da Meah just freestyled me in the middle of the grocery store. I was buying milk and he made me look like a fool.
My cousin tried to copy Da Meah’s dance moves and fell into a puddle. Classic.
Da Meah showed up at my birthday party and freestyle-rapped the cake. I ate it and got a lifetime membership to embarrassment.