Da-kwuon
A guy who’s so cool he could freeze time just to take a selfie, and he’s the kind of person who makes your life better whether you like it or not.
He showed up at my birthday party in a limo and brought cake. Then he started a rap battle with my dad. My mom cried happy tears.
He texted me at 3 a. m. saying, 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks. I bring chaos.'
He’s the reason the teacher gave us extra credit. He just told a joke so good, the whole class laughed so hard, the ceiling cracked.