DA KO4LA
a person who lies so hard you’ll click anything just to stop listening.
You clicked the link. It was just a video of a man eating a whole pizza in one bite. You’re now jealous of him.
He said it was a ‘mystery box’ but it was just a coupon for a sandwich you already had.
She promised you a ‘life-changing secret’ and it was just a photo of her ex’s face.