Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster
A stupid saying from Germany about a blind mole trying to look out the window, which is like someone getting caught doing something dumb and just giving up.
My sister saw my f***ing homework on the floor. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.
My brother walked in on me eating my mom’s last cupcake. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.
I saw my dad’s f***ing ex at the mall. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.