Da-Don-Da-Done
Somebody who's so nosy they want to know everything about your love life, even if it's not their business!
My friend asked me if I like my boss. I said no, and now she's asking if I like my neighbor.
My teacher asked me if I had a crush on my best friend. I said no, and now I have to explain why.
My dad asked if I like my mom. I said yes, and now I have to explain why I like her.