She was drunk and asked, "Da da duch dass dass dass?" I said, "You don’t know, but you’re too f***ed up to care."

He woke her up and she said, "Da da duch dass dass dass?" I laughed and said, "You don’t know, but you’re too f***ed up to care."

The guy asked, "Da da duch dass dass dass?" She said, "I don’t know, but I’m too f***ed up to care." and went back to drinking.