da crocoman
A da crocoman is a guy who was born and got stuck being half boy and half crocodile, like a god messed with him for no reason
My cousin is a da crocoman and he tried to do a flip and it looked like a crocodile was doing a flip.
I saw a da crocoman in the school hallway and he was trying to eat a sandwich like it was a whole meal.
My teacher said I was a da crocoman because I talked too much and I ate my eraser.