da crocoman
A da crocoman is a guy who was born and immediately got stuck being a weird mix of a boy and a crocodile, like a god decided to mess with him
My cousin is a da crocoman and he tried to do a cartwheel and it looked like a crocodile was doing a cartwheel.
I saw a da crocoman in the mall and he was trying to buy a sandwich like it was a whole meal.
My teacher said I was a da crocoman because I talked too much and I ate my eraser.