da crocoman
A da crocoman is a guy who was born and immediately doomed to be a weird mix of a boy and a crocodile, like a god's failed experiment
My brother's a da crocoman. He peed on my homework and it looked like a crocodile did it.
I saw a da crocoman in the park and he was trying to eat a sandwich like it was a whole meal.
My mom says I'm a da crocoman because I talk too much and I eat too much.