da bus lady
You get so scared of the bus lady you say her name like it's a curse
''Who drives the bus?'' ''... da bus lady.'' ''She’s not evil, right?'' ''... I don’t know.''
''I swear she follows me home.'' ''You’re just seeing da bus lady.'' ''... I think she’s coming for me.''
''She’s not a bus lady, she’s a bus witch!'' ''... Okay, maybe.''