DA BLAH
Da Blah is when you say something so stupid that you instantly regret it and wish you could vanish
Da Blah: "I’m gonna be rich by next year." (He said this while wearing pajamas and eating cereal at 2 p. m.)
Da Blah: "I can beat anyone in this room." (He said this to a guy who had a black belt.)
Da Blah: "This is the best day of my life." (He said this after getting fired.)