Da Big Cheeze
A total genius who won't let anyone call him President just so some boring old people can feel important. He runs a group of cool brains who help smart companies get things done without all the nonsense.
'I ain't your damn President, I'm Da Big Cheeze!', DM from a guy who got offered a job and refused it just for drama.
'He's like the boss of the cool kids, and they all get paid well.', Tweet from a coworker.
'Da Big Cheeze? That's not a title, that's a lifestyle.', Text from someone who thinks they're in a movie.