da backwudz
If you’ve ever been stuck in traffic and wished the car next to you would just explode, you know what Decatur is like. It’s where Da BackWudz came from, and they’re the only ones who made it out of there with any dignity.
I tried to move to Decatur, but my cat ran away and never came back.
My friend’s cousin lives in Decatur and he still talks about how bad it is.
I told my boss I was from Decatur and he immediately asked if I was related to Chris Tucker.
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