Da Armory
Da Armory is the place where B. T. O. O. L. guys go to flirt with girls who look like they could be on a fitness commercial. It’s like a gym but for love and shame.
"I asked Emma for her number. She said, 'You're not even in my class.' I said, 'I’ll transfer.'"
"I texted Kayla, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You're not.' I said, 'I’m not? I’m a legend.'"
"I got 4 numbers from the same girl in 20 minutes. She said I was annoying, but I said I was charming."