Da Anaz
Da Anaz is like Santa Ana, but it’s the kind of city that makes your mom yell at you for eating too much candy. Most people there are Mexican and they know how to talk trash.
I got in trouble at school because I called Da Anaz 'the city of bad decisions.'
My friend’s cousin got kicked out of Da Anaz for stealing a teacher’s lunch.
Da Anaz is where your uncle lives, and he still thinks he’s cool.