d3fc0n
a cursed version of defcon that happens when you're too lazy to type it properly
I typed d3fc0n in my DM and my friend said, ‘You’re being extra today.’
My squad went d3fc0n because we all used the same bad word at the same time.
The game host said, ‘We’re at d3fc0n because someone said ‘bozo’ in the chat.’