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Dean is a hot guy on Tumblr who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He answers his asks with attitude and acts like Lindsay Lohan is his personal goddess.
Why are you still single? You’re the most beautiful guy on the internet and you’re still single? #LindsayLohanIsMyQueen
I asked him for a follow and he replied with a single emoji. That’s not a follow. That’s a slap.
He posted a photo of himself with a caption that said ‘I’m perfect. You’re not.’ I died.