D2BLELIFE
You lead two lives like you have a split personality, but instead of being cool, you’re just being a pain in the ass. It’s when you’re pretending to be someone else while secretly being the worst version of yourself.
I work in an office, but I also have a life as a part-time pirate. My boss doesn’t know about that.
I’m a mom by day, but I’m a part-time influencer by night. My kids don’t know I have 5K followers.
I live a normal life, but I also have a life where I throw pizzas at people. My friends think I’m just weird.