D1 Pooper
A human who shits nonstop and lives on Taco Bell like it's their last meal before the apocalypse
I saw D1 Pooper at the mall. He had a taco bell in one hand and a toilet paper roll in the other.
D1 Pooper just texted me: 'I ate 10 tacos and now I'm crying.'
At the gym, D1 Pooper ran past me while holding a taco bell and a Depends.