d1 babies
A kid so athletic, they make you wonder why the parents didn’t just win the lottery and then proceed to have a kid who will take all the glory and also your future spouse.
My ex said our kid was a D1 baby. I said I’m still trying to get my life back from the kid who can run a mile before I finish my coffee.
My kid’s got a future in sports, and my future is just a divorce lawyer’s best friend.
That kid can do cartwheels in a hurricane and still pass my math test.