D-Wand
A fancy wand that spits out air like it’s mad and doesn’t care who gets blown away.
I used my D-Wand to dry my couch. Now it’s not just dry, it’s haunted.
My D-Wand blew out my phone. It’s now a smart phone with a bad attitude.
My D-Wand blew my hair so hard, I looked like I just survived a hurricane.