D. Textin' - Texting while wasted, making total nonsense, but still tryin

Texting while wasted, making total nonsense, but still trying to make your D happy.

I texted my crush 'I think I'm a cat' and then sent a picture of my pizza.

I sent my friend a voice note saying 'I'm a rockstar' and then cried.

I texted my mom 'I'm gonna be a unicorn' and then fell asleep on the floor.