D. Textin' - Texting while wasted, making no sense, but still trying to g

Texting while wasted, making no sense, but still trying to get your D all worked up.

I texted my crush 'ur my fav' and then said 'I think I'm a dragon.'

I sent my friend a picture of my sock and wrote 'I miss you.'

I texted my mom 'I'm gonna be rich' and then passed out.